{"fact":"A cat has 230 bones in its body. A human has 206. A cat has no collarbone, so it can fit through any opening the size of its head.","length":130}
{"fact":"The Egyptian Mau is probably the oldest breed of cat. In fact, the breed is so ancient that its name is the Egyptian word for \u201ccat.\u201d","length":132}
{"fact":"In 1987 cats overtook dogs as the number one pet in America.","length":60}
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{"fact":"Today there are about 100 distinct breeds of the domestic cat.","length":62}
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