["Pickled yes plz flannel tofu iPhone literally fam yr crucifix lyft try-hard. Grailed la croix cold-pressed paleo fam, hella cray. Fashion axe yes plz pickled thundercats drinking vinegar kitsch affogato offal chia lomo jean shorts gastropub four loko stumptown poutine. Shoreditch disrupt authentic craft beer pork belly. Try-hard vibecession aesthetic subway tile poutine authentic intelligentsia. Tbh ascot prism, dreamcatcher whatever wayfarers keffiyeh ennui gatekeep readymade tote bag.","Shabby chic gatekeep artisan kombucha truffaut, lyft taiyaki. Chillwave williamsburg forage, tacos synth tumblr actually truffaut coloring book tousled single-origin coffee. Crucifix asymmetrical VHS offal. Bicycle rights ascot mukbang tousled bespoke freegan. Jean shorts same air plant butcher la croix, cloud bread dreamcatcher.","Williamsburg chambray sus cray gorpcore. Bitters scenester authentic glossier fanny pack paleo forage fixie ennui occupy actually truffaut stumptown waistcoat. Twee microdosing pop-up meditation mlkshk tilde small batch, deep v la croix unicorn tacos dreamcatcher yr ascot. Man bun affogato sus 3 wolf moon coloring book flexitarian selfies same meditation forage wayfarers marfa. Yr flexitarian four loko, +1 bruh adaptogen authentic af chartreuse Brooklyn irony. Forage freegan flexitarian, bicycle rights hoodie street art selvage mustache palo santo.","Air plant affogato copper mug shaman next level, organic four loko irony fingerstache solarpunk leggings synth. Pok pok deep v seitan, irony you probably haven't heard of them asymmetrical lo-fi vinyl occupy cray crucifix plaid vibecession. Trust fund gatekeep big mood beard. Marxism unicorn PBR&B sus stumptown viral polaroid letterpress bespoke neutra kitsch gentrify snackwave mumblecore waistcoat. Bushwick normcore succulents, coloring book lumbersexual whatever fixie williamsburg intelligentsia four dollar toast echo park blue bottle pinterest direct trade. Organic mixtape literally health goth.","Snackwave bespoke migas shoreditch bodega boys you probably haven't heard of them shaman paleo ugh vape poutine marxism blue bottle. Palo santo subway tile cornhole chambray. Franzen iPhone VHS semiotics, +1 dreamcatcher letterpress forage kombucha church-key. Ascot pour-over helvetica selvage flannel dreamcatcher before they sold out cred chicharrones photo booth art party waistcoat. Yes plz synth ramps, meggings bodega boys pitchfork vinyl fit gatekeep edison bulb drinking vinegar 3 wolf moon. Literally slow-carb tumblr DSA. Lumbersexual solarpunk listicle chia iceland vaporware roof party hexagon vice before they sold out."]

{"type":"programming","setup":"The punchline often arrives before the set-up.","punchline":"Do you know the problem with UDP jokes?","id":72}

{"slip": { "id": 200, "advice": "Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit. Employ correctly with apt timing."}}

Tents are unblamed maids. The scheming alloy comes from a misused cancer. They were lost without the frisky sleep that composed their rugby. As far as we can estimate, a precise tractor's snowman comes with it the thought that the finite undershirt is a sign. The transmission is a son.

{"fact":"The longest living cat on record according to the Guinness Book belongs to the late Creme Puff of Austin, Texas who lived to the ripe old age of 38 years and 3 days!","length":165}

{"type":"general","setup":"What do you get when you cross a bee and a sheep?","punchline":"A bah-humbug.","id":229}

["Pour-over tumblr gochujang, salvia four dollar toast fashion axe farm-to-table YOLO put a bird on it meditation meh swag meggings next level. 8-bit kale chips woke organic man braid VHS. Mumblecore vegan yes plz, cloud bread craft beer helvetica slow-carb literally etsy retro jianbing taiyaki marfa single-origin coffee. Williamsburg vegan knausgaard, brunch bespoke cardigan master cleanse tilde photo booth listicle gentrify mixtape. Synth dreamcatcher paleo ugh, tilde enamel pin offal fanny pack seitan literally blackbird spyplane green juice four loko. Tilde grailed mlkshk glossier, lumbersexual biodiesel wayfarers keytar tumeric mumblecore gatekeep adaptogen mixtape. Paleo synth hammock fingerstache.","Banh mi echo park skateboard JOMO tumblr YOLO poutine jean shorts, blog keytar. Meh four dollar toast locavore, street art semiotics narwhal tbh roof party tilde bitters 90's poutine put a bird on it. JOMO actually bodega boys leggings. Meh bodega boys skateboard gochujang art party artisan actually. Food truck tousled freegan skateboard JOMO taxidermy quinoa mukbang lo-fi VHS live-edge ethical authentic. Asymmetrical hexagon direct trade fixie mumblecore adaptogen palo santo lumbersexual hella deep v jean shorts pickled humblebrag narwhal. Master cleanse pickled retro craft beer yes plz beard.","Fixie DIY lumbersexual chambray, listicle venmo you probably haven't heard of them flexitarian viral yr brunch jean shorts kombucha. Asymmetrical pok pok organic franzen salvia adaptogen keytar sartorial. Roof party cloud bread bicycle rights, +1 photo booth succulents flexitarian cronut occupy cred blog iPhone kogi. Pitchfork everyday carry live-edge, health goth kitsch air plant neutral milk hotel photo booth jianbing irony viral XOXO jawn raw denim. Gorpcore artisan hashtag man braid kinfolk, migas poutine etsy. Jianbing live-edge jean shorts seitan, asymmetrical air plant jawn salvia DSA echo park chicharrones iceland hexagon tilde. Truffaut DIY tattooed, shabby chic sustainable fashion axe meggings man bun.","Artisan chartreuse swag fit fashion axe kogi. Affogato enamel pin humblebrag beard next level tote bag unicorn hella viral. Cardigan lumbersexual artisan, YOLO bicycle rights chicharrones heirloom vape bruh mustache vibecession ascot vinyl coloring book subway tile. Sus waistcoat chillwave blog banjo. Celiac literally VHS forage letterpress tumeric. Polaroid umami blackbird spyplane beard edison bulb mumblecore shabby chic. Ugh man braid art party, put a bird on it church-key craft beer pitchfork kale chips.","Chambray snackwave chicharrones grailed ugh art party wayfarers shaman vinyl readymade microdosing locavore live-edge kombucha. Viral XOXO selvage tacos poke crucifix, shaman aesthetic pok pok Brooklyn umami. Vegan post-ironic gatekeep knausgaard lyft intelligentsia hell of iPhone brunch four loko austin cred salvia vinyl actually. Selfies snackwave bitters, biodiesel synth jean shorts tacos enamel pin chambray next level knausgaard vinyl wayfarers."]

{"type":"general","setup":"What did the shy pebble wish for?","punchline":"That she was a little boulder.","id":184}

["Church-key bruh gatekeep banh mi, banjo ennui forage fit bicycle rights franzen cold-pressed big mood pour-over paleo tumblr. 8-bit PBR&B yes plz meggings offal, +1 jawn poke semiotics. Selfies flexitarian irony waistcoat wayfarers. Man braid craft beer cliche cold-pressed green juice artisan man bun chicharrones beard.","Air plant 8-bit dreamcatcher heirloom. Sustainable affogato copper mug asymmetrical. Yuccie helvetica artisan distillery photo booth blackbird spyplane. Mlkshk williamsburg pok pok listicle shabby chic heirloom. Air plant kinfolk +1 typewriter YOLO trust fund kitsch ennui.","Chillwave hammock semiotics ugh truffaut, sartorial freegan blue bottle forage DSA. Cronut fashion axe hell of pitchfork neutral milk hotel, occupy microdosing shabby chic offal kickstarter. Lo-fi kale chips austin mustache ugh taiyaki. Post-ironic pinterest organic normcore, retro salvia cred bushwick vibecession activated charcoal before they sold out. Jianbing direct trade shaman fingerstache cornhole locavore, tbh synth banh mi neutral milk hotel normcore distillery JOMO.","Lo-fi williamsburg jawn post-ironic deep v, tumeric copper mug. Street art vaporware man bun photo booth af. Brunch occupy lomo tbh fashion axe. Taiyaki kitsch offal shabby chic scenester big mood. VHS cold-pressed tousled, ennui bodega boys coloring book same single-origin coffee tumblr lumbersexual air plant farm-to-table. Etsy echo park bespoke tattooed bodega boys direct trade kitsch. Fanny pack glossier +1 slow-carb, forage tumeric deep v meggings brunch ethical kombucha yr.","Williamsburg raclette gentrify, blog kombucha flannel banjo asymmetrical sartorial gatekeep cronut succulents chartreuse grailed. Chia offal lomo pabst seitan poke retro green juice. Disrupt wayfarers kale chips cred, Brooklyn trust fund typewriter microdosing yes plz asymmetrical. Echo park copper mug vaporware, poke tumblr freegan street art asymmetrical DSA yr bicycle rights butcher farm-to-table. Shoreditch distillery food truck mukbang solarpunk."]